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I do not want to be Caesar, I just want everyone to love me.

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I am Ace Man and Idiot-Breath, and my life is a TV show.

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I HAVE A TENDENCY TO GRATUITOUSLY ABUSE THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON.

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The name is Caitlin, descended to Earth in a blaze of insanity, forever bathing in an ocean of fiscal success and bbq sauce.

Australian.

Caitlin lives in a mushroom with her alter ego and their twenty one kittens. When she's not using permanent markers to write on her bedroom walls, Caitlin likes to listen to music and daydream about pretty boys. Sometimes she makes her sister sandwiches, but usually she's too busy being short. Caitlin once got lost in a forest and made friends with a pygmy rhinoceros.

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Would you kindly ask me a question? Or two, or three? Spam me, baby.

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